How can we help you?

Click here: => mehitofi.fastdownloadcloud.ru/dt?s=YToyOntzOjc6InJlZmVyZXIiO3M6MzA6Imh0dHA6Ly9iYW5kY2FtcC5jb21fZHRfcG9zdGVyLyI7czozOiJrZXkiO3M6MjM6IlRpbmRlciBteSBhbnRoZW0gY2hhbmdlIjt9


But what if you used your anthem to showcase something else? Death Cab for Cutie This person is secretly voting for Trump.

It might wind up being the most entertaining part of your profile. Not to worry - I'm here to help you out. And ever since Bieber overhauled his reputation with his last album, there's a weirdly high number of dudes out there who love the Biebs.

How can we help you?

Curating the perfect Tinder profile is impossible. You have to appear fit without: a looking like you know it and; b creating unrealistic expectations. You have to pretend you have other interests beyond just getting drunk and being at work. You have to choose GIFs that are funny, but also show you are DTF. You have to seem like you enjoy having fun in a 'yeah I go to loads of parties with my mates at the weekend' way, rather than a 'yeah I take a shit ton of meth and can barely hold my life together' way. You have to act like you don't give a fuck, while also seeming like you do, but only about the right things. No wonder people in their twenties these days. Your Tinder anthem is the bit where you distill all your intentions, tastes and entire personality into three and half minutes of Drake or whatever. I would like to say it doesn't make a difference, but it really, really does. Your Tinder anthem says everything. It's like what shoes you wear or how you cut your hair. It says where you fall on the scale of basic fuckboi to recently divorced. You are a straight, cis man. You have two photos, one of a wonky close-up of your tiny — so tiny it's practically non-existent — green fringe and septum piercing, and the other of you clutching your Siamese cat, Kim Gordon. Your profile is linked to your Instagram, which is mainly just post-post-ironic political memes which you have made yourself and will one day turn into a zine. You did Gender Studies. I probably want to date you. It doesn't matter anyway, because you and the lads are going to Marbs next month so Becs can jog on, the cheeky cow. You do not engage with their answers. Your main pic is you busking outside Camden Town underground station in a fedora, and your second pic is you dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow at a party in 2008. You are 29 years old. Your profile says that you went to the 'University of Life'. The third is a blurry, flash-on mirror selfie of the both of you — because you are a couple, it turns out — one of you licking a bread knife suggestively, and the other looking dementedly into the camera, steampunk dress open to reveal everything, collection of china dolls' heads arranged on an empty mattress in the background. Your bathroom contains approximately 11 half-empty bottles of Original Source Mint shower gel. You are playing an acoustic guitar without shoes on in one picture, sunburned in another and smoking a rollie in literally all of them. Your favourite drink is cheap wine. This is the only Mac Demarco song you know. Every swipe on Tinder is like a fresh taste of hell. You only swipe right on girls with thin eyebrows, ginger bobs and round faces because they look kind of like Emma if you squint. You can follow Daisy and Emma on Twitter and respectively.

Your bathroom contains approximately 11 half-empty bottles of Original Source Mint shower gel. The comments, picture comments and friend requests flowed like thick honey in those days. Tinder will also be trying to help you soundtrack your dating life on Spotify with curated playlists. My most servile time on social media was using Myspace, around the year 2005. Now that you can add Spotify music to your Tinder, the pressure is on. This wikiHow teaches you how to use Tinder, which is a match-making social app. You will be deleting your Tinder account, so you'll sin any matches and conversations you have. I mean, there's no point in choosing a really obscure rock song as your anthem if you don't know the words and you exclusively sing Britney Spears at karaoke hello, it's me. Or maybe you've been on Tinder this whole sol, I don't know your life. No tinder my anthem change people in their twenties these days. Your profile says that you went to the 'University of Life'. Don't get me wrong, I know that's a tall order.